Kourtney signed up for a painting class, a nude painting class, a nude painting class with giant balls in her face that she can't help but giggle at, a nude painting class with giant balls in her face that she can't help but giggle at with a lesbian that asks her name. Um..see that camera with “Kourtney and Khloe take Miami” printed on the side?” Yea, that would be Kourtney. Good job being completely out of touch with “reality.”
Meanwhile, Khloe, who hid cocaine that she “found,” in her purse, as previously reported on Popcorn Etc… decides “Hey! What a good idea! Let me bring it out on the air during my radio station and pretend to get high. Yea I’m on probation, but it’s cool.” She gets reprimanded mid-show and suspended from the air.
Later, while summarizing for Kourt, she details that she “just threw it in my bag because I didn’t want people to think it was mine.” Wow. You’re smart.
Kourtney admits to fooling around with girls, and they toast to their new “relationship.” Khloe an
d the Dash manager immediately assume Kourtney’s a lesbo. Which is then confirmed when Kourt tells the girls that her new friend is also attracted to girls and they’re going out on a date. They make out and she vows never to talk to Les again. What a dude.
She eventually decides to go back to the nude painting class. This time, it’s a nude woman. I think. Kourtney tells Les that she’s not bisexual but still wants to be friends. Do you hook up with guys before telling them you’re not interested but "let’s hang out?" I have a feeling that’s not the last we’ll see of Lesbian. Either that or Kourtney really is a dude and she gave the “it’s not you, it’s me” speech, before never talking to Lesbian again. Well played, Kourt, well played.
Oh, and Kourtney’s show is back on the air. Didn’t see that coming (except in every preview on E!).
at way.
Oh wait, nevermind. It's just Heidi Montag filming an episode of the Hills. Honest mistake.
Well, not so much mistake as completely dead-on. Afterall, Heidi won't leave the house without being paid. 
"Adam Divello won't allow me to walk around naked for the show? Does he think this chest paid for itself?! Call Hef!"
(In case you didn't already know...she doesn't get nude...pile on the contradiction.) 
All in all Kristin Cavallari is the least of The Hills' problems. If anything, she's the only thing worth holding onto.
d the Dash manager immediately assume Kourtney’s a lesbo. Which is then confirmed when Kourt tells the girls that her new friend is also attracted to girls and they’re going out on a date. They make out and she vows never to talk to Les again. What a dude. 
rid of the mice, she will not live there. So the exterminator investigates, and promises to exterminate the mice. Angela finds this inhumane and says they can’t kill a living thing…what do you think it means to exterminate, Angela??? Meanwhile the only way you’ll walk around the house is in heels, in order to “elevate” yourself. I think you mean puncture. Off to the hotel she goes.
at what we are watching is real? The story lines are interesting, the actors do a pretty good job at making it seem real (on the show at least. All the interviews and pictures in the tabloids paint a different tale), so why not just call it scripted? 
What is with Stacey the Bartender and Holly Montag being BFF, or as they call each other "hubby and wifey"?? Didn't Heidi accuse Stacey of stealing her man and spend 3 episodes trashing her? This is either Holly acting out against Spencer...or an oversight of Heidi and Stacy's former feud. 
ges: "Heidi and Spencer are entering some interesting new territory of considering parenthood," says Exec Producer Liz Gately. Really?? REALLY??? This is what they're trying to pull? After Heidi said in Playboy that she wouldn't want to mess up her body with children anytime in the near future. These two are just one giant contradiction. 
