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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

An Open Letter to Spencer Pratt

Dear Spencer,

I would like you to know that I hold you accountable for the fame and success of MTV's Jersey Shore. Thanks to your book How to be Famous (which I have not read but I'm sure there's someone associated with the MTV casting department that has), the castmates and/or casting directors realized that pompous arrogance and foolish behavior is what sells. And for this Spencer, I thank you. Thank you for bringing awareness to the fist-pumping roid-heads of the world who will continue to bring us shameless entertainment for months (years: fingers crossed) to come.

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Monday, January 4, 2010

New Year, New Blog

I resolve to make 2010 a blog-worthy year. It will start with a makeover and end with daily posts keeping the world simultaneously updated and entertained.
I have to say I was not too impressed with the last few months of 2009. Mainly because Spencer Pratt has fallen out of the public eye. But then I realized that with every door that is closed, a tanned, Italian, shirtless window is fist-pumped. So my withdrawal has been cured, friends. Prepare to reap the benefits of a Spence-less blog. I will begin with an open letter to previously mentioned closed door.

Hail 2010!