I resolve to make 2010 a blog-worthy year. It will start with a makeover and end with daily posts keeping the world simultaneously updated and entertained.
I have to say I was not too impressed with the last few months of 2009. Mainly because Spencer Pratt has fallen out of the public eye. But then I realized that with every door that is closed, a tanned, Italian, shirtless window is fist-pumped. So my withdrawal has been cured, friends. Prepare to reap the benefits of a Spence-less blog. I will begin with an open letter to previously mentioned closed door.
Spoiler alert: Ashley Judd and Mira Sorvino are not in the Lord of the Rings films. You can thank Harvey Weinstein for that. Both Judd and Sorvino accused...