I resolve to make 2010 a blog-worthy year. It will start with a makeover and end with daily posts keeping the world simultaneously updated and entertained.
I have to say I was not too impressed with the last few months of 2009. Mainly because Spencer Pratt has fallen out of the public eye. But then I realized that with every door that is closed, a tanned, Italian, shirtless window is fist-pumped. So my withdrawal has been cured, friends. Prepare to reap the benefits of a Spence-less blog. I will begin with an open letter to previously mentioned closed door.
Remember that guy from school that would hook up with the one chick everybody has been with and try to hide the fact that he agreed to be in a relationsh...