Life at the Mansion:
- Living and fornicating with a 83 year old man.
- Never allowed to leave the house without giving a detailed plan of where she would be at all times.
- Coming in last to the old man's other 2 girlfriends.
- Never had to be responsible for cooking or cleaning or bettering herself in general.
- Paid $1000 a week paycheck for her "job" as a girlfriend...I think there's a word for that?
- Have mini-mansions on both coasts.
- Dating a man her own age.
- Hank's only girlfriend.
- Marriage isn't a forbidden subject.
- Can have spontaneous sex without medicine.
- Husband is young enough for kids.
- The list goes on
- and on
- and on
So what's the problem Patti? Are you mad that you can't live vicariously through the life of a playmate anymore? Do you miss being catered to on the few occasions where Kendra was allowed to have guests? Do you not have enough faith in your daughter to take care of herself and be in a committed relationship?
As a matter of fact, were you the bum I saw sleeping right outside of the mansion gates? Take what you can get Patti, because without Kendra, you wouldn't have that new face and all the perks you get from her allowance. I've got it! You're afraid that the baby will get your share of Kendra's income? Well get with it woman. You're last week's leftovers.