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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

No Newlyweds Sequel for Jessica and Nick

There have been recent rumors swirling that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey may be reuniting. This is based solely off the fact that they both just got out of relationships. I can't understand this concept of people thinking that because 2 people who used to date are no longer dating anyone else will therefore date each other again. I understand that sometimes people do get back together and it works out in the end. But years have gone by! They are 2 completely different people. They wouldn't even know each other. This rarely happens in real life, let alone in Hollywood.
This was also the case with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. When Justin and Cameron broke things off, the public speculated that he and Britney would reunite and live happily ever after. This was during the same time that Britney was taken away in an ambulance an committed to an insane hospital temporarily. There is a reason people breakup! Sure, Jessica and Nick make a beautiful couple. That's obvious. But looks can't keep a person happy, as was demonstrated the first time around. There's just no happy ending for these 2.
For instance, I used to like mayonnaise. We had a long term relationship when I was younger. After repeated bad reactions, I now prefer mustard to mayo. If mustard starts making me sick..I will NOT go back to mayonnaise! It just isn't the sensible thing to do! So why, after being heartbroken, would a couple reunite simply based on the fact that they are both single? Sure, the occasional hookup may not be out of the question. I might have a little mayo with a BLT every now and then. But it would never become my favorite condiment again.

1 comment:

  1. I love your site. You make very pignant and humorous comments all the time. I loved your comparison of condiments and relationships.
    Can't wait for your next post!